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A Personal Chastisement
from Candidate Morris
Yes friends, now is your chance to have
Candidate Morris chastise some evil-doing friend of yours. Have
you been too afraid to slam someone for their horrible un-American
activities? Has someone not been contributing to this campaign?
Is your friend a Muslim? Let Candidate Morris chastise them for
their transgressions! |
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Below is the body of the message
Candidate Morris will send: |
TO: <<Sinner's Name>>,
<<Sinner's Email>>
FROM: Candidate Morris & <<Your Name>>
RE: Your one way ticket to Hell
Dear <<Sinner's Name>> (AKA God-Hating Fake-American Scum)
<<Your Name>> has asked me to personally write to you today. <<Your
Name>> has told me that you are a scumbag sinner who donates
money to the Reform Party. Well, you have been discovered and rooted out!
Also <<Your Name>> has included this message for you:
<<Your Comment is inserted here; make it fiery!>>
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I think it is pretty terrible that someone you consider a friend feels
the need to say those horrible things to you.
Repent now! This is your last and only chance at salvation, you enemy of
decency! Holy Candidate Morris is willing to grant you forgiveness of
all your sins if you donate to his political campaign. You are
guaranteed access to Heaven upon your death or we will refund 250% of
your money! Act now, this is a limited time offer.
Cut the Crap,
Candidate Morris
http://www.louisguyon.com/m4m
The Only Political Candidate that Looks 85% More Like Jesus Christ |
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