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In Memory

In memory
of 9/11.

From the Pen of
the Next
Police
Commissioner Czar

A Declaration of Crusade

Hello. Chow. Das Vidalia. It has come to my attention that we have a moral dilemma. These people have been ousting the poor, helpless, tax paying, old people from their hotels, homes and parks. The major cause of this is all things French!

The people that are causing the suffering among the elderly are the homosexuals and the blacks. The French are the number one exporters of the homosexual agenda with their French pastries, French poodles and what they call "art." And they also like to watch black people dance and perform for them. Because of this, all French people should be sequestered at the soon to be remodeled Joint Re-Education Facility (JREF), as an addendum to the CPMIRSRF Project.

I feel that the old Jackie Gleason Center for the Performing Arts building will be an excellent structure for this important project. Since most performing arts are minstrel shows or obfuscations for homosexual activities as supported by the French government, I am confident that all real-Americans will support this important proposal.

First we deal with the French, the fags and the niggers, then we go after the godless migdets!All negroes and homosexuals currently living, working or simply traveling through Morris-Dade County should surrender themselves immediately. Once they surrender, they will be confined to the Joint Re-Education Facility (JREF) where caring representatives will assist in the De-Frenching treatment of the homosexuals.

The negroes, since they are mostly rib-eaters minstrels taught in the French manner, must be re-educated to accept healthy, white, American beliefs. As such they must be interned at another portion of the facility that will be managed by concerned spiritual guides.

Again to prove what faggot, Beluga-hiding, champagne sipping, prairie oyster licking, Satan worshipping, assholes the French are, we need only look at the debacle of the 2002 Winter Olympics. A fascist gaming event conceived by the French to display such emasculating events as ice dancing and the two man luge. That the French judge tried to steal the glory of a gold medal from white, Anglo-Canadian (Non-Frog, fuck Quebec) ice skaters is pretty bad. Now, add to that disgrace the fact that all male ice skaters are homosexuals, and therefore French, the horror and perversion of morality sticks out like a negro in the Winter Olympics.

We must extinguish the light in the Eiffel Tower for society to survive as a moral, just and God-fearing Republic that our next Mayor Morris is fighting a war in Afghanistan for.

Anyone not in agreement with this proposal shall be considered a new lifetime member of the CPMIRSRF Project. Say hello to Elian for me.

Fellow citizens you will once again be proud to live where the sun shines the brightest.

Your Future And Great Czar of the People!

"Show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."
-G. Carlin, 20th Century Philosopher

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