I do not presume to understand the wonders that thou hast created, nor do I presume to comprehend thy mighty works and powers.  I acknowledge your sovereignty and mastery over my life.

Thank you for your Holy prophet, Morris, and the glorious May Oral Party, forever may they remain steadfast in your guiding hand.  And forgive me for having once been a Republican; I was young, I was misled and the Devil made me do it.

I realize you created freaks, faggots, gypsies and the Reform Party but I pray that you keep them far away from me.  I only pray that they may see their error and come to the true light as taught by Morris.

Dear Lord, I ask you to help me in dealing with my chronic bed wetting, mouth sores and obsessive masturbation.  Thank you for clearing up those unsightly genital warts and with Your Grace they will never return.

I am happy with the promise You have sent through Holy Morris that all the enemies of the True Faith shall burn for all Eternity in Hell with Matthew Sheppard.  Please make all our enemies die horribly in disfiguring accidents so they require closed caskets.

Please keep Holy Morris safe and may you guide the May Oral Party to its imminent victory at the next election.

Amen.