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The
Value of Feminism (10-11-01)
It is a pleasure to
address you once more from the Internet. I believe it is tantamount that
the men of the modern era give gracious thanks to the High Lord Almighty
for modern feminism. In my youth, feminism was practically nonexistent.
Most women, like my Mother, were content to stay at home and serve her
man’s every whim. This helped make America strong, because the man knew
that his wife was taking care of the home while he was off working to
fight the Communist hordes that were poised to destroy our way of life.
Then after work he could come home and beat his wife into submission then
perform violent sexual acts on her while their little son watched while
hidden in the bedroom closet. This was good for America.
Around the time that I
worked in the Nixon Administration (I was in charge of maintaining the
recording equipment), a radical new movement of feminism was brought to
the public eye. Women were fighting for their rights as Americans.
Suddenly women were burning their bras in public! Sadly, the women who
were burning their bras were not the type of women that you would want to
see nude, never-you-mind bra-less. I mean really! Who would want to take
these hairy, troglodyte dykes home to meet Mother? It’s just plain
un-American!
But they started a new
wave of thinking! Disregard their horrible appearance for a moment and
focus on the fact that they started a series of movements that have
blossomed into modern feminism. Today the cream of America’s women have
banded together to try to fight for the rights of women in America and
abroad. They dedicate countless hours and dollars to fight for what they
believe is just a true. This dear reader is a good and positive thing and
we should all lend our support. Really! I mean that.
Well, that is my
current thinking. There was a time long ago when I fought against
feminism. I was a Republican and I didn’t know any better. I believed
that a woman’s place was in the home and they had no business working in
jobs that men could do better anyway. I believed that it was acceptable
for a woman to take a menial job as a secretary or airline stewardess
because their male bosses might need sexual release. Otherwise, women
should never be considered equals in the work place or anywhere else.
Their nature is weak while the nature of men is strong. That is how God
created us and that is what God wants so how can we challenge His wisdom?
As readers of my
previous articles may be aware, I have had much difficulty sustaining
meaningful relationships. I have a hard time maintaining relationships
with women. As such, I have generally satiated my sexual desires with
prostitutes since most women refused to even give me the time of day. My
first wife actually said that I would never find happiness and fulfillment
because I was a dinosaur in my thinking. My bitch third wife actually
said that I was incapable of love because I hated women! Imagine that.
Well, I am proud to
say that Holy Morris has helped to put that all behind me. I no longer
spend money on women of the night. I actually volunteer to speak at
chapters of the National Organization for Women at college campuses across
South Florida. I have found great joy in their cause for liberation and
freedom. I will now address all of the male readers directly because I am
sure they are all opposed to the majority of what I have written here
today. Men, you have not truly experienced life until you have had sexual
relations with a 19 year old NOW college cheerleader who, the morning
after, cooks you breakfast and brings you your slippers! Beats those
dirty whores every single time! Not to mention the amount of cash you
save.
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