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In memory
of 9/11.

From the Desk of
the Next
County Manager

Who Cares?

I hate writing to you net bastards.  Why you gotta have me write here anyway since none of you reads this shit anywayu.  I hat eyou people.  No body cares about htis stuff at all all they want to do is drink beer and hang out with broads.  It pisses me poff, you bastards don't you get it that without Morris ths County is screwed>?

I hat ethe fact that you bastards aren'yt buying anything at the damn store.  Jst like the fucking Internet generateion to not spend money one their stupid invention.  And the damn mugs are going to stop being sold this month too and I'm the only fuckers that bought seven. BUY SOMETYHING YOU FUVCKERS!  I CAN'T FINANCE THIS FUCKING CAMPAIUGN FROM MY POCKET ALL BY MYSELF YOU KNOW!!!  YOU rE ALL BASTARDS!!!

I'm not drunk you bastrads! There isn't enough aclohol in this lousey shit County to make ME drunk.  Just cause a man wants to sit back an drink six or seven bottle s of whiskey does not mean he is automatically drunk you bunch of liberal fuck heads. 

I remember how I used to drink with the fellas in the Nixon Whitehouse.  Now those guys could pack it awaay for hours and never get drunk.  I remember when Dick came doewn for one of ourt parties and he started doing shots with the guy ewho cleans th eswimming pool.  Then dick was so drunhbk he did a fuckinf Russian dance in the fucking Oval office. Don;t tell me I'm drunk you bastarrrds!  Just like that bitch fifth wiofe of mine who said i gfot violent when I was drnk.  I never got violent, it's her fault fo rpushig me aroun.

You in interbnet fuckers have got to start esending us mon e y or we wiqll have to satrat robbing banks like we disd fotr Ollie North.  OR woe'll come to yuor fuckdin house and akick yourda assass a=don;et thinkew won.t eithern jusadt casue we;re cristians an dshit becsue yuo noe i don>t care anymor.

Fuc sak alasl'ldkkkkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......NWL'D

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