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Scientists, humanists, and other college-educated apostates of Hell have insidiously presented the lie of "evolutionary theory" to school boards here in God's Own Country, and gotten them to accept it for teachers to present to students as fact!  This anti-Christian abomination was thought up by a scientist who imagined he could study nature and use his own thought to learn how the universe works, instead of reading the Bible...(Read More!)
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