Proof of God's Creation

Scientists, humanists, and other college-educated apostates of Hell have insidiously presented the lie of "evolutionary theory" to school boards here in God's Own Country, and gotten them to accept it for teachers to present to students as fact!  This anti-Christian abomination was thought up by a scientist who imagined he could study nature and use his own thought to learn how the universe works (instead of reading the Bible to learn physical laws), Charles Darwin.  Darwin claimed that a species would "evolve" and advance through a process of "natural selection" favoring "survival of the fittest."  He claimed that those with the best traits, such as intelligence, would be the most likely to reproduce and propagate their own genes.  Darwin was wrong; stupid people have more children than smart people do.  Here are a few reasons why:

1) Stupid people are more likely to begin having sex younger than when they're ready.

2) Stupid people are less likely to bother with contraception.

3) Stupid people who use contraception are more likely to use it wrong.

4) Stupid people are more likely to believe contraception myths, e.g.: you can't get pregnant if you have sex while standing up.

5) Stupid people are more likely to listen to people who tell them that contraception is immoral.

6) Stupid people are more likely to marry someone just because of a pregnancy, then have more children with the same person.

7) Stupid people are more likely to believe abortion is always immoral.

8) Stupid people are more likely to stay in denial about a pregnancy until it's physically evident, thus becoming emotionally attached.

9) Stupid people are more likely to believe people's only purpose is reproduction.

10) Stupid people are more likely to give in to pressure from their parents, or their mate, or their Church to have children.

11) Stupid people are more likely to give up school to have children.

12) Stupid people are more likely to believe that having a child will solve marital problems.

13) Stupid homosexuals are more likely to try to "prove" their imaginary heterosexuality to themselves and to people around them by having children.

14) Stupid people are less likely to plan the pregnancies they do have, and therefore have more children.

15) A stupid woman is more likely to believe a man's bullshit and allow herself to become pregnant.

16) A stupid man is more likely to believe a woman's bullshit when she says she's using contraception, but in fact wants to get pregnant.

17) Stupid people are more likely to have children in a pathetic attempt to counter their own failings in life.

18) Stupid people are more likely to believe that quantity of children equals quality of parenthood.

19) Stupid people are more likely to buy into the politically motivated myth that we are not at risk of human overpopulation.  (The amount of space for people to live in doesn't matter; what matters is the shortage of resources we have to keep lots of people alive.)

20) Stupid men are more likely to believe the popular new "alpha male" bullshit that men are more "naturally polygamous" than women and should "spread their seed" to as many women as possible to fulfill their "manhood." 

Quit your whining, this does not say that if you have children you're stupid, nor that all couples with with many children will suck at parenthood.  Pay attention.  It says that while smart and competent and loving people can have children, stupid people tend to have a lot more.  And don't try to give me that shit about women being the true selectors of sex partners and having an innate wisdom that allows women to choose the best partners to mate with.  Fuck you!  Anyone who tells me they don't regularly see women make shit-ass choices about who to have sex with will be executed for lying to the Mayor. 

As your Mayor, all schools will teach the simple, divine story of God's creation of the world and none of our precious children will be forced to learn nonsense like "science."  All good parents know their children would be better off not thinking on their own anyway, as thinking is the end of innocense, as Adam learned when he ate from the Tree of Knowledge.  As your benevolent ruler, Morris will do your thinking for you. 

Marry for love.